Senility Has Set In

I picked up an absentee ballot last week. I just can't stand the thought of standing in line to vote. Before I could fill it out, I got a call from the local govt. agency saying that there may have been a screw up with my ballot.

After giving her my ballot number and reading some info off the actual ballot it was deemed to be just fine. But since I needed to go to the drug store which is right next door to the voting place I decided to drop in and let her see my ballot for herself. I knew it would make her feel better. It did.

Next I went to the pick up a couple prescriptions. After opening the bag as I was driving down the road, I realized they had given me the wrong medicine and I had to go back in the store.

After the drugstore, I decided to stop quickly at Chico's to see if they still had the sleeveless turtleneck I almost bought 2 weeks ago and decided against. They did. 45 minutes and $153 dollars later I left the store.

I made one more stop at McD's for some ice tea and finally I got home. I tell you all these details so you will get an idea of how many people I must have encountered as I went to and fro.

Back at home I decided to try on my new clothes and pulled my v-neck sweater and t shirt over my head at the same time.

After trying on the new clothes I went to put my sweater and t shirt on and thats when I discovered that the whole time I was out running around I had my sweater on inside out. Not one single person bothered to tell me!
Now everyone in town knows that I'm not only getting senile, but also knows I'm an Extra Large!

How embarassing!

I've tried to fight it, but its just no use. Senility has started to set in.